Jimmy's Journal

Monday, December 20, 2010

It's Last Minute Christmas Shopping Week - Let The Chaos Begin !

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It's last minute Christmas shopping week which means that most women are putting their finishing touches on a well planned shopping seas...
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Friday, December 17, 2010

And A Partridge In A Pear Tree

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Well, next Friday is Christmas Eve which means tonight is the final Friday happy hour before Christmas. I'm guessing that tonight the be...
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I Met Her At Macy's. She Was Shopping. I Was Putting Slinkies On The Escalator.

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For some inane reason, I went to the mall yesterday, ostensibly to buy a pair of jeans. I don't like to shop, especially during the Chri...
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Monday, December 13, 2010

No One Is Listening Until You Fart !

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I don't really mind getting older and, in fact, it has some rewards. There are, however, some drawbacks. Yes, my little flatulists, I...
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Friday, December 10, 2010

I Can't Dial 911 Because There's No 11 On My Phone

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I got a new BlackBerry cell phone yesterday. I got fed up with my LG touch screen on Wednesday, so I called AT&T and they shipped me the...
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