Pinocchio Has Nothing On Hillary

I will vote as planned but the barrage of liberal media propaganda combined with the FBI James Comey's remarks about Hillary lies and WikiLeaks email exposures angers me. What does it take for Hillary voters to see the light? Attempted murder on live TV?

In August, U.S. District Court Judge Emmet G. Sullivan granted Judicial Watch the right to ask 25 questions of Hillary Clinton about the creation of her private email server which she was required to answer under oath.

Hillary filed her response to those 25 questions which can be best summarized by the following stats:

Occurrences of the phrase "Does Not Recall": 20
Occurrences of the word "Object" or "Objection": 84

To summarize the 23-page response, Hillary "does not recall" the majority of her tenure as Secretary of State and "objects" to everything that she does recall. Another phrase that occurs throughout the document, well at least in response to the questions that she actually decided to answer, implies that she was under the illusion that all of her emails subject to FOIA requests would be captured on the email systems of her staffers who actually decided to follow the law and use "state.gov accounts."

"...her practice was to e-mail State Department staff on their state.gov accounts, her e-mail was being captured in the State Department’s record keeping systems."

Isn't it ironic that Hillary recognizes the legal basis for using "state.gov" accounts but then says that she "does not recall whether she had a specific expectation that the State Department would receive FOIA requests for or concerning her e-mail."

Of course, FOIA requests are such uncommon things, why should she expect to receive one? The blatant disregard for maintaining federal records, in and of itself, is just astonishing. Moreover, what about emails that Hillary sent to people outside of the State Department? Did she not send any "work-related" emails to people outside the government?

In response to a question on whether Hillary's 30,000 "personal emails" were retained, Hillary said she did not think they were kept but denied "any personal knowledge about the details" of their deletion.

The News As I See It: The best Hillary email that’s been leaked so far claims that she met with rapper Q-Tip last year to discuss how to appeal to hip-hop fans. The meeting with Q-Tip really affected Hillary because afterward, she actually came up with some rapper names for herself. First, she tried Lil’ Wheezy. Then she tried Run DNC. Finally, she decided on Wiz Deleeta.

A new business in Washington, D.C., opened recently allowing customers to pay $15 to take a 20-minute nap. They’re calling the new service "C-SPAN."

Obama is winding down his time in office. He’s got less than 100 days left. But he’s keeping busy, still pushing his agenda, he’s working to fight climate change, he’s shortening sentences for drug offenders, every night he goes down to the basement to visit Merrick Garland, his nominee for the Supreme Court.

Hillary Clinton campaigned in Florida with Al Gore. You’re making Al Gore go back to Florida? That’s so cruel. That’s like making Joe Frazier go back to Manila. Gore campaigned for Hillary at a Florida rally attended by 1,600 people. Unfortunately for Gore, a recount showed that it was only 1,300 people.

Samsung is sending out thermally insulated "flameproof" boxes for people returning its exploding Galaxy Note 7 phones. Samsung says they’re being "extra cautious" while UPS is saying, "Please use FedEx."

This Date In History: 1066 The Normans, under William the Conqueror, defeated the English at the Battle of Hastings. 1933 Nazi Germany withdrew from the Geneva disarmament conference and the League of Nations. 1947 U.S. Air Force Captain Charles "Chuck" Yeager became the first person to travel faster than the speed of sound. 1964 Martin Luther King, Jr., was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his work in civil rights. 1968 The first live telecast from a staffed U.S. spacecraft was transmitted from Apollo 7. 1990 Composer-conductor Leonard Bernstein died in New York at age 72. The U.S. Naval Academy opened in Annapolis, Maryland. 

Picture Of The Day: Accusations about Donald Trump are exactly that.....unproven accusations. Accusations about bill Clinton's fidelity and Hillary berating Bill's relationships were proven to be true.

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens? 2) Is it "raymen" noodles or "rawmun" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner. 3) Canada was once called Moosebekistan. You don't know. Prove me wrong. 4) (Girlfriend): "You're cute when you're drunk" (Me): "You're cute when I'm drunk too."  5) Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?.....and that's five !

Today's Horoscope: Libra - October 10th: Your task today is to keep these words in mind: Give a liberal a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a liberal to fish, he'll add to the global over-depletion of the oceans, then complain about global warming while he cashes his government check at the liquor store, so just give him the damned fish.

Birthdays: James II, king of England, Scotland and Ireland 1633 William Penn, founder of Pennsylvania 1644 Elwood Haynes, inventor 1857 Dwight D. Eisenhower, American general and 34th President of the United States 1890 Lillian Gish, actress 1893 e. e. cummings, poet 1894 William Edwards Deming, management consultant 1900 Hannah Arendt, political theorist, 1906 Roger Moore, actor 1927 Ralph Lauren, fashion designer 1939

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said, "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne." The farmer said, "What a coincidence, it is a special day for me. I'm celebrating." The woman said, "It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!"

While they toasted, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" The woman replied, "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant." The farmer said, "What a coincidence. I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

The woman said, "This is awesome! What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?" The farmer said, "I used a different rooster." The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks, "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" He replied, "Definitely not!" His wife asked, "Why not? Don't you like being married?" He answered, "Of course I do."

The wife said, "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" The husband said, "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." With a hurt look, she said, "You would?" His wife inquired, "Would you live in our house?" He answered, "Sure, it's a great house." She asked, "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" The husband replied, "Where else would we sleep?" She continued, "Would you let her drive my car?" He said, "Probably, it is almost new."

The wife asked, "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" He said, "That would seem like the proper thing to do." She asked, "Would you give her my jewelry?" He answered, "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." His wife asked, "Would she use my golf clubs?" Her husband replied, "No, she's left-handed."

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university, "I feel it is my duty to provide you with the best education possible and you do not owe me anything for providing that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, I want each of you to put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer, and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father’s time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, it was the doctor who put 10 $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Then, came the financial planner, who also put $1,000 there.

Finally, it was the lawyer's turn. He reached into his jacket pocket, took out his checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father's coffin and took the $2,000 cash. He later went on to become a member of Congress.....

A man stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 pickup. Just for fun, he took it out for a test drive. He wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old. The salesman (wearing an Obama pin) sat in the passenger seat next to him, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, the man mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, the salesman asked why the man thought it was a Republican truck. The man explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round.  

That's it for today, my little glow worms. Remember, "You clean up nicely", is just a polite way of saying, "You usually look like shit."

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