What he should be doing is making an appearance at the U.S. - Mexico border along with 10,000 American troops and stop the drug dealers from infiltrating America and shooting anything that moves. What he should be doing is cracking down on corporations like Microsoft from shipping "low paying" jobs to India. What he should be doing is explaining how giving away money to people who sit on their asses and complain, will not further burden the U.S. tax payer and the economy.
The current bailout mess notwithstanding, we've just finished eight years under the rein of George "Dubya" Bush, a C-average college student who couldn't even properly speak the English language. After eight years of this nimrod running the show, we now have a president who wants to take the money of hard working middle class taxpayers and "spread the wealth" (read give it to the "poor").
Sorry, but I worked hard for my money, and I never received unemployment checks, food stamps or welfare, even though there were times I could have used the help. My parents nor my grandparents ever received any type of help either. When you have generations of families receiving this type of aid, something is wrong with the picture. This type of financial aid was intended to be temporary, not multi-generational. It boggles my mind how America is run by either left wing or right wing parties, whose "me first" mentality seems oblivious to the needs of the other party. In the interim, these parties and the type of government they represent is funded mostly by "middle of the road", hard working tax payers. I am further amazed at the fact that there is not a Centrist or "middle of the road" party as an alternative to the left and right wing parties.
I can assure you that the minds of most Americans, given the choice of three equally funded and represented parties, would choose the middle of the road. Until this comes to pass, the government will always be headed by idiots who only think of themselves and their party first. Today's Friday and I'm going to AREA 51 for some rest and recreation. After the news this week, it's time to party with my pals and nothing is more relaxing than to hang out and enjoy the company of my pal, Johnnie walker Black and enjoy the evening.
This Date In History: 1899; Guglielmo Marconi, a pioneer of wireless communications, transmits a radio telegraphy signal between England and France. 1958; Nikita Khrushchev becomes prime minister of the Soviet Union. 1973; Marlon Brando refuses his Oscar for The Godfather in protest at Hollywood's treatment of Native Americans.
Picture Of The Day: Although today's theme is obvious, I have to allow a break in the theme in order to show this picture of Valerie Bertinelli, age 48, on the cover of People magazine. Ms. Bertinelli, who has been fighting a weight problem for years, has lost 50 pounds and is shown here sporting her new look and this boy likes it!
Birthdays: My pal, Jackie's birthday is on Sunday, so happy Birthday my love 19XX, Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen, German physicist 1845, Gloria Swanson, Hollywood actress 1897, James Callaghan, British prime minister 1912, Cyrus Vance, US secretary of state 1917, Sarah Vaughan, American jazz singer and pianist 1924, Quentin Tarantino, film director, screenwriter, and actor 1963.
Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. 2) My first "official" date was in the fifth grade and I took a lovely young lass named Janice to the movies. We're still in touch via the Internet. 3) On New Years Day in 1963, my mom asked me if I had been drinking the previous evening. I told her no and she asked me why I kissed my dog Beanie on the nose when I got home. I asked her when she began working for the local newspaper. 4) My mother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is! 5) A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. The Hits Just Keep On Coming:
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. The psychiatrist said, "You don't have to let your wife bully you. Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice.
He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"His wife responded, "Yeah, I sure do, the undertaker."
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
The fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes, "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable. A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face that a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected.
That's it for today my little doodle bugs. Have a great weekend and more on Monday.
Stay Tuned !