Monday, July 11, 2016

A Dark Day

I have utter disgust for anyone that shoots a cop. Everyone has a right to protest and free speech. When that protest turns to masks and hidden faces to avoid prosecution, throwing of any dangerous object or weapons of any kind, then your rights end.

At that point in time, any method used by police to quell violence is fair. When things get out of control, take away any bull horn used to egg on the protesters, arrest anyone wearing a mask or wearing a hoodie with the top up, and any other means necessary to stop the violence.

This includes rubber bullets, tear gas, water hoses and, if necessary, police discharging their firearms. I'm fed up with a group that constitutes less than 15% of the nation's population causing so many problems.

All instances of police abuse should be addressed in the courts, not by people in the street and Rufus Obama throwing in his two cents every time there's a shooting involving blacks promotes racial divide. Obama has cause a lot of racial division during his presidency.

The News As I See It: An aquarium in the U.K. claims that it has the world’s first vegetarian shark. Either that or they’re playing a really mean prank on Nigel the tank cleaner.

The new J.C. Penny catalog features a gay couple. This is historic. It's the first time anyone gay has been spotted wearing clothes from J.C. Penny.

The Dalai Lama is saying that China trained a woman to assassinate him by putting poison in her hair. Luckily, the Dalai Lama had recently just stopped eating hair.

This Date In History: 1533; Pope Clement VII excommunicated England's King Henry VIII. 1804; Former vice president Aaron Burr fatally wounded former secretary of the treasury Alexander Hamilton in a duel. Hamilton died the following afternoon.

1864; Confederate general Jubal A. Early and his troops attacked Washington, DC. They retreated the next day, ending the Confederate threat to occupy the capital. 1914; Babe Ruth made his major league baseball debut as a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

1977; The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work to advance civil rights. 1989; Actor Laurence Olivier died. 1995; The United States and Vietnam established full diplomatic relations.

2011; The News of the World, a British newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch, closes after several allegations that the paper's journalists hacked into voicemail accounts belonging to not only a 13-year-old murder victim, but also the relatives of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Picture Of The Day: The picture says it all.....

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk. 2) You know you're a redneck when you take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 3) I do not Twitter or tweet although I once slept with a lovely English bird who chirped. 4) I'm not saying that the girl I met last Friday was slow, but she thought Gazpacho was Pinocchio's father. 5) I went to the doctor because of water on the knee and he said, "You're not aiming straight.".....and that's five !

Today's Horoscope: Cancer - July 11th: Feel welcome to share your inner most secrets with your entire family and friends. They will adore you for your spectacular honesty and may only exclude you from certain holidays and special events.

Birthdays: Robert the Bruce, Scottish King 1274, Thomas Bowdler, editor 1754, John Quincy Adams, 6th President of the United States 1767, E. B. White, writer 1899, Yul Brynner, actor 1920.

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs.

Finally, after she had crossed her legs enough times, her husband asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" She answered with a seductive smile, Yes." Her husband replied, "Thank God. For a moment, I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa."

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I do?" Mabel reached up to her ear, pulled out the suppository and stared at it. Then she said, "I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pours ir into a cold mug, sips it and sets it down. A monkey swings across the bar and pees in the cold mug.

The man asks the bartender who owns the monkey. The bartender replies, "The piano player". The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey just pissed in my beer?" The pianist replies, "No, but if you can hum it, I'll play it."

A foursome of guys is waiting at the mens' tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f*cking lessons I took over the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

That's it for today, my little apple blossums. Remember, it's safe to live in Canada. The murder rate is very low because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill.

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1 comment:

Tom said...

Very well said and very accurate, especially regarding the source and main instigator of this ridiculous movement. I never thought I would see the day that we are looked at as the enemy and the scumbags as the victims. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT, IT IS NEEDED!!!!!!