Friday, July 11, 2014

Forget The Illegals - Let's Take Care Of Our Own Children First

A cargo train carrying about 1,300 Mexican and Central American migrants heading to the United States border derailed in southern Mexico. Many of the people onboard were young and no one was injured when the train came off the tracks in the southern state of Oaxaca on Wednesday, a spokesman for local emergency services told Reuters.

Several days of heavy rain in the area may have caused the train. nicknamed "The Beast", to derail and leave its passengers stranded, authorities said. Just a reminder! Three-fourths of the "children" arriving in the last two years are boys over 14 years old!

An internal summary of Border Patrol operations at the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Nogales (Arizona) Placement Center stated that 16 unaccompanied immigrant children being held at the facility are members of Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13) transnational criminal gang.

The summary, which was obtained by the Townhall online magazine, noted that Border Patrol officials at Nogales were alerted to the MS-13 presence among the detainees when they discovered gang-related graffiti in the walls of the processing center

Tell me Obama and the Mexican government couldn’t stop this if they wanted to!

NBA Miami Heat player Lebron James will sign with the Cleveland Cavelliers for next season. The only reason I know this is that the media is shoving it down my throat every hour on the hour. Worse, there's a big uproar in Miami about his leaving.

Personally, I rank basketball with soccer and hockey.....all boring until the last five minutes. I do, however, respect any player's decision to do what he or she decides is best for them and their families. You can be sure that's what team owners do as well without regard for their players.

The News As I See It: At the World Cup, there was a huge blowout when Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in the semifinals. It got so bad that the refs told Brazil, “You know what? Go ahead and use your hands.”

Germany really mauled Brazil. In fact, Angela Merkel scored two goals. Germany was really excited about the World Cup win. When asked what they're going to do next, Germany said, "We're going to invade Disney World!"

Happy birthday to Ed Lowe, the man who invented Kitty Litter. I admire Ed Lowe because he was a guy who was thinking inside the box.

In an upcoming article for The Wall Street Journal, Tyra Banks predicts that everyone will have a robot in the future. The article raised a lot of good questions, like: Why is The Wall Street Journal interviewing Tyra Banks?

This Date In History: 1533; Pope Clement VII excommunicated England's King Henry VIII. 1804; Former vice president Aaron Burr fatally wounded former secretary of the treasury Alexander Hamilton in a duel. Hamilton died the following afternoon.

1864; Confederate general Jubal A. Early and his troops attacked Washington, DC. They retreated the next day, ending the Confederate threat to occupy the capital. 1914; Babe Ruth made his major league baseball debut as a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

1977; The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his work to advance civil rights. 1989; Actor Laurence Olivier died. 1995 The United States and Vietnam established full diplomatic relations.

2011; The News of the World, a British newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch, closes after several allegations that the paper's journalists hacked into voicemail accounts belonging to not only a 13-year-old murder victim, but also the relatives of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Picture Of The Day: Beautiful Blue Spring State Park located in Florida.

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) Note to all of my lovely female friends. I become more attractive when you put on your wine glasses. 2) Outside the bar at 2 am and I'm thinking, "I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes." 3) Dyslexic postcard: The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. 4) I think that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans 5) I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass of Home." I called my doctor and he said it's probably "Tom Jones Syndrome." I asked him if that was common and he said, "It's Not Unusual.".....and that's five !

Today's HoroscopeCancer - July 11th: This is the weekend to sit back and imagine how nice it would be nice if we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize peace and harmony for about an hour. Just imagine how serene and quiet it would be right up to the point where the looting would begin.

Birthdays: Robert the Bruce, Scottish King 1274, Thomas Bowdle, editor 1754, John Quincy Adams, 6th president of the United States American (1825-1829) 1767, E.B. White writer 1899, Yul Brynner actor 1920.

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy, "It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?"

Two old men, Saul and Hiram, are discussing the local gossip at the Shady Elm Retirement Home when eighty-year-old Sadie walks by. Sadie says. "Hiya Boys!"

The old men nod in acknowledgement and Hiram whispers to Saul, "That Sadie's a fox but she has a foul mouth. The other night she used the word 'F*ck'."

Murray said, "Sadie, that sweet old lady? When did she say that?" Hiram said, "Right after the old lady sitting next to her yelled, 'Bingo!'"

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: Murray and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Murray paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably. The other three gathered around him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Murray looked down at his feet, then apologized for his emotional outburst, "I'm sorry, I always get emotional at this hole. It holds very difficult memories for me." One of his buddies asked, "What happened? What could have gotten you so upset?"

Murray stared silently off in the distance, then said in a low voice, "This is where my wife and I were playing 12 years ago when she suddenly died of a heart attack right at this very hole." His buddy said, "Oh my God! That must have been very difficult for you!"

Murray replied, "Difficult? It was worse than that! Every hole for the rest of the day, all the way back to the clubhouse it was hit the ball, drag Edna, hit the ball, drag Edna....."

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman were discussing their previous night's lovemaking. The Italian said, "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."

The Frenchman said, "I rubbed sweet butter on my wife's body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for half an hour."

The Englishman said, "I covered my wife's body with lard. We made love and she screamed for six hours." The others asked, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?" The Englishman replied, "I wiped my hands on the drapes."

That's it for today, my little shortcakes. Remember, the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. I'm off to AREA 51 for a bit of rest and recreation.

Have a great weekend and more on Monday.

Stay Tuned !


Paula said...

I vote for Ed Lowe. You've posted some good ones here today.

jack69 said...

YES! Someone could do something about this influx, IF THEY WANTED TOO! makes a great diversion from the other BIGGIES.

I understand the wiping your hands on the drapes thing buddy!

I got this last nite, but again we are in a fringe area, even in Lancaster, PA. (Probably all 'em Amish folks on their computers!)

have a good weekend

Julie said...

Remember Obama said he would start his own army, well he has started. Half are adults and terrorists, cowards that use children to come to this country to do us harm.

We seriously need to get rid of Obama, time to impeach him if it isn't too late already. Our country is at war and half the people don't even know it, we under siege.