Monday, March 9, 2015

What Difference Does She Make?

Hillary never had a government email account. She set up her own account and server in her house. Surely she emailed Obama once or twice. Obama says he found out from the news. Barry never noticed the account didn't end in .Gov? Really?

In an interview with CBS News senior White House correspondent Bill Plante on Saturday, Obama said that he found out about Hillary Clinton's use of a private, nongovernmental email account during her time as secretary of state at "the same time everybody else learned it, through news reports."

The fact that Obama has learned about so many scandals "through news reports" (that make him look bad or possibly incriminate him), leads me to believe he is a habitual liar. Doesn't he get any information at all through the CIA or the FBI?

Republicans argue that Hillary's use of a personal email account was an intentional move to obscure her communications.

The House Select Committee on Benghazi issued subpoenas for some of Clinton's personal emails on Wednesday, and later that night Clinton said in a tweet that she has asked the State Department to release her emails.

This, of course, prompts me to ask how the State Department can release emails that are located on a private server in Hillary's own house.

The News As I See It: According to a new video, a lion at a South African safari park has reportedly learned how to open the doors on tour jeeps. The video was taken with an iPhone that was recovered from the stomach of a lion in South Africa.

The world's oldest person turned 117 last week and she celebrated the same way she did last year. She drove her car into somebody’s living room.

A Chinese family was kicked off a flight to Hong Kong because their 8-year-old wouldn't sit in his seat. As a result, the 8-year-old missed his first day of work.

Two blondes nearly froze to death last week at a New York drive-in movie. They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."

This Date In History: 1796; Napoleon Bonaparte married Josephine de Beauharnais, widow of a former French officer executed during the revolution. 1841; The Supreme Court ruled that the Amistad slaves were free.

1862; The first battle between two ironclad ships, the Monitor (Union) and Merrimack (Confederate) occurred, revolutionizing naval warfare. 1933; The special session of Congress known as the "100 days" opened, launching FDR's New Deal.

1964; U.S. Supreme Court issued N.Y. Times v. Sullivan ruling. 1990; Dr. Antonia Novello was sworn in as both the first Hispanic and woman to be U.S. surgeon general.

Picture Of The Day: Oh, by the way, did you hear who made contributions to the Clinton Foundation while she was Secretary of State?

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) Don't be afraid of a government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.  2) I think that they should substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows, verbatim. 3) Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 4) I never appreciated my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework. 5) Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Yes, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.....and that's five !

Today's HoroscopePisces - March 9th: You may hear a voice in your head telling you that you are here for a porpoise.  Don't pay any attention to the voice, they meant to say purpose. That is, unless you're from New York or New Jersey, in which case, take heed.

Birthdays: Leland Stanford, American railroad builder 1824, Victoria Mary Sackville-West, writer 1892, Yuri Gagarin, cosmonaut 1934, Raul Julia, actor 1940, Bobby Fischer, chess player 1943.

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

A blond woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What seems to be the problem?" The blond replied, "Something is terribly wrong 'down there'. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica."

The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off the bananas"

This model comes with sub-woofers

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Libertarian."

The teacher asked him why he's a Libertarian. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Libertarian and my Dad's a Libertarian, so I'm a Libertarian."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Little Johnny replied with a smile, "That would make me an Obama fan."

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Stop looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

The doctor replied, "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"

A man visits his aging father in his new old folks home. The room seems awfully small and his bed is the narrowest he’s ever seen. Despite this, his father is delighted with his new home.

Later, he meets the sister of the home and says, "My father is delighted to be here, what is your secret?" The sister replies, "Well, each night we give him a sleeping tablet and a Viagra tablet."

The son asks," What on earth is the Viagra tablet for? Surely he’s not up to any hanky panky at his age?" The sister replies, "Oh no, but it does stop him from rolling out of bed at night....."

That's it for today, my little munchkins. Remember, "Latte" is Latin for "You paid too much for that coffee."

Follow Jimmy's Journal on Facebook by clicking the "Follow This Blog" button at the top right of the page.

More on Wednesday.

Stay Tuned !


jack69 said...

Another good visit. Thanks for the entertainment.
Especially the old 117yr old lady and living rooms.

I can't for the life of me figure why the banana stickers 'down there'.
Imma ask around the old folks home.
TAke care Smile, they are gonna find your e-mails to Hillary (after she is elected).

Paula said...

I haven't seen that movie closed for the winter. lol Some good ones for sure.