Monday, August 29, 2016

Weiner's In A Vise Again

Life has a way of slapping down arrogant, big-mouthed, blowhards and putting them in their place. When the true character of Anthony Weiner and Debbie Wasserman Schultz were finally exposed, I was ecstatic. Weiner is in trouble again and his wife has left him.

His wife, Huma Abedin, herself also a center of controversy, is off campaigning for former secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the disgraced ex-congressman Weiner has been sexting another woman — at one point posting a raunchy selfie with his 4-year-old son in the background.

The Post published the selfie, which shows Weiner wearing only white boxer briefs. His son is lying next to him in a green blanket. The tabloid also shared screenshots of the pair's exchanges, which began in late January 2015 after Weiner direct messaged her on Twitter. Their conversations continued through earlier this month.

Once again, fate returns to take a moron like Weiner down a peg or two and put the sick bastard in his place. He must be very proud.....

The obnoxious and arrogant Debbie Wasserman Schultz was forced out and dumped as DNC chairman 

The News As I See It: Hillary Clinton received her first official intelligence briefing as a candidate. Officials told Hillary about threats to U.S. cyber security such as Russia, China and her.

After lying to Rio police, Ryan Lochte has been summoned to Rio to testify. In accordance with the Brazilian Constitution, he has the right to a fair and Speedo trial.

Astronomers at NASA are saying that they discovered a new Earth-like planet that's only 4.2 light years away. I know, I reacted the exact same way as you did. I don't know how far that is either.

This Date In History: 1533; Atahualpa, the last ruler of the Incas, was murdered as Francisco Pizarro completed his conquest of Peru. 1786; Shays's rebellion, an insurrection of Massachusetts farmers against the state government, began.

1842; The Treaty of Nanking was signed, ending the Opium Wars and ceding the island of Hong Kong to Britain. 1877; Brigham Young died in Salt Lake City, Utah. 1949; The U.S.S.R. tested their first atomic bomb.

1957; Strom Thurmond ended the longest filibuster in U.S. Senate history. He spoke for more than 24 hours against a civil rights bill; the bill passed. 1966; The Beatles played their last major live concert at Candlestick Park, California.

1991; The Supreme Soviet, the parliament of the U.S.S.R., suspended all activities of the Communist Party, bringing an end to the institution.

2005; Hurricane Katrina slammed into the U.S. Gulf Coast, destroying beachfront towns in Mississippi and Louisiana, displacing a million people, and killing more than 1,000.

Picture Of The Day: Gene Wilder, who regularly stole the show in such comedic gems as “The Producers,” “Blazing Saddles,” “Young Frankenstein,” “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” and “Stir Crazy,” died today at his home of complications from Alzheimer’s disease. He was 83.

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) Dogs lick each other's asses to tell each other they like them - just like politicians. 2) America needs Obamacare like Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Nancy Pelosi need a Halloween mask. 3) In politics, Deja Poo is described as the feeling that you've heard this crap before. 4) As kids, we all used to skinny dip. Nowadays, most of us just chunky dunk. 5) It is said that the only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is one degree in the normal reading. Personally, I think the main difference would be in the taste.....and that's five !

Today's Horoscope: Virgo - August 29th: Take the proverbial bull by the horns and make this day a good one. Don't fear Mondays as they are only the first step towards the weekend. Chance of romance is 57.76 percent. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Birthdays: Jean Auguste Ingres, painter 1780, Ingrid Bergman, actress 1915, Charlie Parker, musician 1920, Dinah Washington, singer 1924, Slobodan Milosevic, political leader 1941, Michael Jackson, pop musician 1958.

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: Old Aunt Clara went to a new doctor to see what could be done about her troublesome constipation. She said to the doctor, "It's terrible! I haven't moved my bowels in more than a week." The doctor said, "I see. Have you done anything about it?"

Aunt Clara replied, "Oh, yes. I sit in the bathroom for a good half of an hour in the morning and then again at night." The doctor said, "No, I mean do you take anything?" Aunt Clara answered, "Just a magazine...

Two old guys were chatting. One said to the other, "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV". The other guy responded, "Wow, that's amazing. Imagine, an SUV!! What a great gift!" The first guy said, "Yep...socks, underwear and Viagra!"

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: The middle aged woman was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment."

He thinks, "This is my lucky day" and gives it his all on the kitchen table. He says afterward, "What was that all about?" She says, "The egg timer's broken."

A couple of movie critics were discussing old movies and wondered whatever happened to Tarzan. So they decided to look for him and ask him a few questions.

Finally, they located him, and one of the critics asked "Tarzan how come we haven't seen you in a movie in a long time?" Tarzan said, "Well, I've had a bad case of arthritis and I can't swim any more or jump from branch to branch."

The critic asked, "What about Jane, Tarzan?" Tarzan said, "Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't know who I am anymore."

The second critic said, "What a shame. What can you tell us about your son Boy?" Tarzan said, "Well, we don't see much of Boy lately. He stopped going to school and he only comes around to see us when he needs money or a favor."

The first critic said, "That's sad, Tarzan. What about Cheetah? Have you heard anything about her?" Tarzan replied, "Oh Cheetah. She's really doing well. She married a lawyer and is now living at the White House."

That's it for today, my little ducklings. Remember, marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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More on Wednesday.

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1 comment:

jack69 said...

Thanks for the education and the entertainment. Weiner evidently cannot be educated, idiots cannot learn. ( BUT evidently the presidency isn't off limits to some)