Never Forget

On 9-11-01, Islamic terrorists changed the lives of Americans everywhere. We mourn our losses every year, yet terrorists continue to strike around the world. This will continue until we have a leader who has the balls to attack the problem at its source.

It's a simple proposition - take them out now or wait until they're stronger and fight them in the future. Be sure, the fight will come to pass as Iranian leaders make their intentions known every day. It's just a question of when.

Obama, through his ignorant, idiotic agreement with Iran, has given these people the tools they need to become richer and therefore stronger, giving America little or no ability to know what they're doing.

Today is a day to remember the fallen victims of September 11th. It is also a day to think about the Japanese massacre of Americans in Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941 and the price Japan ultimately paid for such barbaric aggression.

Ultimately, it's America's choice to respond to barbarism with a sword or be sheared like sheep.....

The News As I See It: Justin Bieber's new song, "What Do You Mean?" is his first-ever Billboard number 1 single. Bieber wrote the song in response to the question, "Does the defendant understand the charges before him?"

According to a New York Times report, Hillary Clinton's campaign is trying to put the whole email scandal behind her. They say they want to start bringing humor and spontaneity to her campaign. And nothing says spontaneity like announcing you're going to be spontaneous.

Toyota filed a patent this weekend for a wing system that could be an attempt to make a flying Prius. That struck me funny because what usually creates a flying Prius is a strong gust of wind.

This Date In History: 1789; Alexander Hamilton was appointed the first Secretary of the Treasury. 1936; President Franklin Delano Roosevelt dedicated Boulder Dam (now Hoover Dam) in Nevada. 1962; The Beatles recorded their first single, Love Me Do.

1971; Former Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev died at age 77. 1997; In Scotland, voters approved the establishment of a parliament to run their domestic affairs, after 290 years of union with England.

2001; Two hijacked commercial jets were crashed by terrorists into the north and south towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, causing the collapse of both towers. A short while later, another plane was crashed into the Pentagon, and fourth into a field near Shanksville, Pa. 2012 Armed gunmen stormed the American consulate in Benghazi and killed U.S. ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and three other embassy officials.

Picture Of The Day: September 11th, 2001

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) The teacher asked the kids to pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Three of the kids picked Internet Explorer 8. 2) Dogs lick each other's asses to tell each other they like them - just like politicians. 3) I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy. 4) I went to Match dot com. It wasn't to meet women. I went to search for a mate for one of my socks. 5) "To do is to be" (Descartes). "To be is to do" (Voltaire). "Do be do be do" (Frank Sinatra).....and that's five !

Today's Horoscope: Virgo - September 11th: You may hear a voice in your ear saying that you are here for a purpose. Don't pay any attention to the voice, they meant to say porpoise. That is, unless you're from New York or New Jersey, in which case, take heed.

Birthdays: O. Henry, short-story writer 1862, D. H. Lawrence, author 1885, Paul (Bear) Bryant, football coach 1913, Ferdinand Marcos, Philippine political leader 1917, Tom Landry Football 1924, Daniel Kahikina Akaka, U.S. Senator 1924, Brian De Palma, director 1940.

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: An older man went to a job interview. The Human Resources manager asked him, "What is your greatest weakness?" The man replied, "Honesty."

The Human Resources manager said, "I don't think honesty is a weakness." The older man said, "I don't really give a shit what you think."

An old cowboy walked into a drug store and directly to the pharmacy. He said to the pharmacist, "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

The pharmacist said, "Would you like a paper bag?" The old cowboy replied, "Nah...she ain't that ugly."

Today's Hits are a bit blue so children please warn your parents to avoid this......

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: My thanks to my pals Michael and Wally for their contributions to today's stories.

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?" Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.

After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.

Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says, "You better hurry home. My wife died a year ago."

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."

Paddy is in a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she is not wearing underwear.

The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my vagina?" Paddy replies, "Yes, I'm sorry," and promises to avert his eyes. The woman replies, "That's all right. It's very talented. Watch this, I'll make it blow you a kiss." Sure enough the vagina blows him a kiss.

Paddy, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder vagina can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. Paddy stares in amazement as the vagina winks at him. The woman suggests, "Come and sit next to me."

Paddy moves over and she smiles and asks, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, Paddy replies, "You’re kidding?! You mean it can whistle, too?"

That's it for today, my little tumbleweeds. Remember, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. I'm heading over to AREA 51 for happy hour.

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Have a great weekend and more on Monday.

Stay Tuned !