Friday, July 3, 2015

New i-Phone Cover Fad Could Lead to User's Death

A new i-phone cover that looks very much like a real handgun could easily lead to the user being shot and killed, especially at night. Police officers don't have the luxury of time when making split-second decisions while interacting with the public.

In the case of a reported shooting threat or shooting, police would respond quicker to a suspect who happened to be holding this new i-phone cover. The same is true of traffic stops. A phone cover resembling a weapon in a car would automatically be a perceived threat to the police officer.

Many police departments have gone to Facebook and Twitter warning of the dangers of these new covers. Critics are livid, calling the covers dangerous and demanding that they be banned.

I would suggest to all parents that they make sure that their children to not have or use these cases. On the other hand, you could do nothing and possibly attend your own child's funeral. It's your call.......

The News As I See It: Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece.

A leading Native-American activist is being accused of not being Native American at all. Yeah, another one of those. Authorities grew suspicious after the woman said her tribal name is "Listens to Josh Groban."

A newly released email reveals that Hillary Clinton said to a co-worker, "I heard on the radio there's a cabinet meeting. Can I go?" In another email she said she found out about the debt ceiling from Smooth Jazz 94.7.

For the first time in 24 years, Jupiter and Venus appeared almost on top of each other. So the gay marriage ruling is having more of an impact than we thought.

This Date In History: 1608; Samuel de Champlain founded the city of Quebec. 1775; Commander in chief George Washington took command of the Continental Army at Cambridge, Massachusetts.

1863; The Battle of Gettysburg ended. 1890; Idaho became the 43rd state in the United States. 1930; The U.S. Veterans Administration was created by Congress.

1962; Jackie Robinson became the first African-American to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. 1962; Algeria became independent after 132 years of French rule.

Picture Of The Day: The Fourth of July weekend is upon us. Remember to respect the flag and what it stands for. Remember the men and women of the armed forces, both past and present, as we celebrate this holiday.

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) It's 2015 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are. 2) A murder of crows, a troop of monkeys, a pod of dolphins.....a herpe of Kardashians. 3) Every time I'm watching something on TV that I really like, my girlfriend starts talking to me as if her words are going to expire if she doesn't use them. 4) I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences.  5) According to my Google history, I spent most of last Saturday night drinking scotch and trying to buy a llama.....and that's five !

Today's HoroscopeCancer - July 3rd: Look left and right before taking your next step. What you believe to be a good idea will prove to be wrong, especially if it involves a billy goat. Eat a live toad today and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the week, assuming you don't go with me to happy hour.

Birthdays: John Singleton Copley, painter 1738, M. F. K. Fisher, writer 1908, Tom Stoppard, playwright 1937, Tom Cruise. actor 1962.

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire."

They went on and on, then the Greek says, "We invented sex." The Italian says, "That's true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. After getting all the necessary gear together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "There Are No Fish Under The Ice!" Startled the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another.

Again from the above, the voice bellowed, "There Are No Fish Under The Ice!" The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "There Are No Fish Under The Ice!!." She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?" The voice replied, "No, this is the Ice Skating Rink Manager....."

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 'Ninety-nine'."

The old guy obeys and says,"99." The doctor says, "Great."Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'." Again, the old guy says, "99."

The doctor says, "Good. Now, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand. With the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'." The old guy says, "One...Two...Three..."

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

The priest takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest is pleased with the response.

They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.

As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bicycle." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, "That my bicycle."

That's it for today, my little sweet potatoes. Remember, it isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize a dog or cat would've been a better option. I'm heading over to AREA 51 for happy hour.

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Have a great Fourth of July weekend and more on Monday.

Stay Tuned !


jack69 said...

That I-phone cover COULD be dangerous.
Liked the 'gondolences' line.

Have a Great 4th of July. We have the best country in the world.

RealDreamer said...

Why would anyone think that iPhone cover could be anything but trouble? I hope it goes up in smoke.

Loved the blonde and her ice capades. Lol

Happy 4th, Jimmy! :)

Senorita said...

This new iPhone cover is what will "thin out the herd" in society. It will help eliminate the really stupid people, and I am not really against that. It's better than a plague.

I hope you enjoyed your Fourth with Samantha.