Monday, December 30, 2013

Michelle Has "Had Enough" - May Divorce "The Chosen One."

Michelle Obama has "had enough" and may divorce Barry. The marital bond between Obama and Michelle doesn’t seem as strong as the two portray it to be. In an effort to look as family oriented and honorable as possible the couple has worn a facade for quite some time. It appears as if the two, or at least Michelle, are gearing up to part ways - after the President’s second term is up of course.

There are a lot of eyes on Obama, so every move he makes is highly scrutinized, analyzed, and often speculated on. One thing is clear however, and that as he continues his rein in office, the true love and affection he has for his wife, may actually be non-existent.

There is much speculation around Obama and how he miraculously surrounds himself with "relevant" and "necessary" people of the female variety. Often in the company of women such as Vera Baker, and Kerry Washington, it appears as if Michelle has been desperately fighting for the attention of her spouse. As his relationships continue to grow, there has always been some form—albeit weak at times—explanation why Obama was in the company of these women.

But his newest stunt where he acted like a pubescent school boy openly flirting with Helle Thorning-Schmidt at the Mandela memorial, has not only the American public speaking out against Obama, but his wife as well.

Now even though, David Cameron claimed that the pictures of Michelle’s disgust and her changing seats with her husband were deceiving at the Mandela memorial, it turns out this may not be the case.

After coming home, and in a respectable fashion as not to embarrass Obie, she let loose on the man she now seems to loathe. According to the Enquirer’s White House insider:

Michelle is mad as hell. She feels violated in front of the whole world, and screamed at him, "I’ve had enough!" She’s met with divorce lawyers and told Barry that she wants a life apart from him. Mi­chelle will stay in the White House for the rest of his term for appearances’ sake, but she made it clear they’ll be leading separate lives.

She’s moving into one of the va­cant bedrooms in the family’s private living quarters, and she’s preparing to move his clothes and personal things out of their million-dollar house in Chicago.

Behind the scenes, his advisers chewed him out, saying the photo­graphic images of his frat-boy hijinks will haunt him forever. On top of that, women voters have bombarded the White House with letters, phone calls and emails ex­pressing sympathy for the first lady and anger at Obama.

Even Obama’s top female advisers and friends like Valerie Jarrett were disappointed with him. Rather than unloading on him in South Africa, where their privacy was not guaranteed, or on Air Force One among other high-ranking dig­nitaries, including George and Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton, Michelle reserved her fury until they were back in their private quarters in the White House.

Then she went ballistic behind closed doors. Obama has humiliated Mi­chelle before, but this incident was played out on the world stage. Practically everybody on the planet saw what he did and realized that Barry has absolutely no respect for his wife.

Now that he has embarrassed Michelle in front of the world, he’s going to pay a big, big price. Michelle has said she wants a huge chunk of his net worth. This divorce is going to cost him a fortune.”

It appears now that everyone in the country is fed up with Obama. The quiet mutterings of divorce are in the air—conveniently after Obama’s presidency of course—and the two are looking to part ways.

On A Sad Note - I'm sorry to hear the Andy Granatelli, "Mr. 500", has passed away at the age of 90. I can still see him in Victory Lane at the Indianapolis 500 kissing Mario Andretti after Mario won the race. Rest in peace Mr. Granatelli.

The News As I See It: Phil Robertson, one of the stars of Duck Dynasty was suspended (hence re-instated) from the show after he criticised gays. Then he went on to criticise adulterers, drunks and swindlers and now Obama and the entire Congress is mad at them.

This Date In History: 1853; The United States bought some 45,000 square miles of land from Mexico in the Gadsden Purchase. 1911; Sun Yat-sen was elected the first president of the Republic of China.

1922; The Union of the Soviet Socialist Republics was established through the confederation of Russia, Byelorussia, Ukraine, and Transcaucasian Federation. 1940; California's first freeway opened.

1972; President Nixon halted the heavy bombing on North Vietnam. 1993; Israel and the Vatican signed an agreement of mutual recognition to put an end to Jewish-Christian hostilities.

Picture Of The Day: You be the judge. Is Michelle pissed or what?

Printable Things I Never Told You: 1) It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. "This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks." 2) Stewardess: "Secure your mask before helping your kids. If you have more than one, pick the one with the highest earning potential first." 3) My girlfriend really liked the "sex anytime, anywhere" coupon I gave her, although I probably should have specified "with me." 4) (Witness): I saw the defendant stabbing the victim. (Lawyer): Objection! Witness is ugly! (Judge): Sustained. Jury will disregard the statement. 5) My buddy's gitlfriend told me she got her hair trimmed for $80. I told her my dog groomer would've bathed her, clipped her nails and emptied her anal glands for less.....and that's five !

Today's HoroscopeCapricorn - December 30th: The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants for two days. Most of this sentence comes direct from the spirits that guide me through your horoscopes. Kissing horses in an otherwise empty paddock is fair game today.

Birthdays: My friend, Crystal - Happy Birthday Sweetie! 19XX, Titus, Roman emperor 39, John Milne, seismologist 1850, Rudyard Kipling, British author 1865, Alfred E. Smith, political leader 1873, Paul Bowles, writer and composer 1910, Jack Lord, actor 1920, Bo Diddley, singer, guitarist, and songwriter 1928, Sandy Koufax, baseball pitcher 1935, Jeff Lynne, singer and songwriter, music producer 1947, Tracey Ullman, comedian, actor, singer 1959, Bennett Miller, filmmaker 1966.

The AREA 51 Retirement Home Bar And Grill: Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls.

They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think you ought to pet him first."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look toward sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." Tonto says, "What that tell you?" The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute.

Then, the Lone Range says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

The Lone Ranger asks, "What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto replies, "You dumber than buffalo shit. It mean someone steal tent."

The Hits Just Keep On Coming: My thanks to my pal Jack for his contribution to today's stories.

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax and......Oh My God !!" Silence followed.

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, "For the luvva should see the back of mine!"

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "It is, I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."

That's it for today, my little sun flowers. Remember, the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions.

More on New Year's Day (hopefully....).

Stay Tuned !

1 comment:

jack69 said...

Good read, but I must admit I too will switch seats if Sherry insists, or even hints! (We don't have an extra bed room and it would be embarrassing in our little Honda Fit.)
I have to admit I cannot quit giggling about Tonto and the lady with the toilet paper!
Have a great evening We are preparing to move back to Disney World.